concept: radio city music hall. i just won my award for best actress. i smile and thank my family, the atw and my fellow peers. i then thank my wife. i pause for a moment, then grin. my wife’s expression turns from glowing to scared. i take the mic and say, “finally, id like to thank the unsung heroes of musical theatre: those who sit and record bootlegs”. chaos erupts. my wife starts crying. the upper mezz is on fire. andy mientus and lmm faint in their seats. patti lupone shakes her head at me. my wife hands me the divorce papers. the atw takes my Tony and gives it to bette midler for her role in the tenth revival of dolly
